Happy unbirthday to the Queen! Her special day is marked with a mini-Trooping the Colour and a serenade by alt-right protestors. Prince Andrew has a big week, as his charity is deemed to have broken the law and his public dispute with US prosecutors intensifies, and the royals mark Prince Phillip’s birthday with a suspicious new portrait. Plus, we discuss Meghan Markle’s friend and stylist Jessica Mulroney, who is revealed to have threatened a Black lifestyle blogger.