It’s the Queen’s (fake) birthday! We were on the scene at Buckingham Palace, where we saw Prince Louis make a spirited balcony debut and Meghan Markle make a diamond-studded comeback on a break from her maternity leave. We talk through the high — and low — points of the Trump visit, from the winks and the wine to bomber jackets and bleak menus. Also, a ‘rural rival’ makes a curious appearance, and the Queen makes everyone listen to the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack.