Show notes
- Christopher travels to Chicago just to go to a bar - Go Tavern
- Whiskey in the lemonaide, tea, and honey... no?
- Arizona cheese crisp
- James is (was) bad a dating
- Christopher's wife is still alive
- Experian got hacked and they have a terrible website
- The Salton Sea
- Horror movies aren't scary anymore, or maybe we've just seen it all before
- Siri gets smarmy
- James is too much of a cheapskate to be an alcoholic
- You are too drunk to taste your wine
- Almost right nearly every single time
- Christopher refuses to go on record as to whether or not he has drunk battery acid
- It's not a lie, it's a 'creative explanation'

