Buckle your seatbelts for Hearteyes’ first X-Men episode, featuring Colin Spacetwinks and me talking about:Scott Summers’ dick piercingPizza Hut in the 1990s Neo-Nazis at family restaurants Getting real about Jim LeeCrushing on StormOur imaginary date with NightcrawlerRachel Summers: hot, sad and intense What the fuck is the deal with X-Men writers and Kitty Pryde?(Please Joss Whedon please leave our precious nerd girls alone.)Understanding the trajectory of Scott Summers based on his ass, what’s in it and who’s interacting with itScott Summers is DEFINITELY a sub. DEFINITELY.Why don’t they let Emma Frost actually dom anyone though? What’s the deal with kink in X-Men? Chris Claremont: Always Horny, Never Logs OffWhat about dating Beast though? That would be the best.How much we long for baseball game and pool party issues of superhero comicsWhen will Beast get on Tinder and discover how much people want to fuck him?Predictions on furry prevalence in the next ten yearsWhat a weird choice it was to make Iceman gayThe current state of X-Men crushability frankly sucksZootopiaFull show notes at http://www.hearteyes.sexy