Chris and Hayden embark on a trend chasing journey to decide definitively what the best fastfood places are according to what's available in the American Midwest. Join us won't you?

Also: I've never lived in a room with a ceiling fan before, but for right now I've got one right behind where I sit at my desk. And I just got a hair cut for the first time in months, ya know, cuz of the plague? So now I'm suddenly feeling a gentle kiss of wind on the back of my neck. It's nice.