A bird caused a bit of chaos in Baton Rouge and got away with it. Meanwhile, science has reached the place where your dumb dead grandpa is on Alexa.

No nuts being tossed by ol’ Spencer, and then we meditate on the utopia that is Evansville Indiana

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The great Hawaiian land bridge