R. Kelly is charged with 10 counts of aggravated sexual assault and has trouble bailing himself out of jail. The Apes analyze how this whole situation has unfolded. The guys then break down their thoughts on an old vogue article, by Karley Sciortino, titled "How Did I Become the Last Single Person in My Friend Group?" which was critiqued by YouTube channel 'Turd Flinging Monkey' in a video called "Confessions of a Cum Dumpster."