Now that the Court of Arbitration for Sport has issued its written decision in Manchester City's appeal of UEFA's two-year ban from European tournament play, Mike and Jared discuss the panel's reasoning and the effect the decision may have on the financing of soccer teams going forward.  The guys also take the opportunity to dole out The 1st Annual Hands Off Those Balls Awards ("The Handsies") to several deserving players and teams and finish up by considering the various factors that go into a fan's selection of his/her favorite EPL team.