Welcome back, Adventurers! What you're about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol' Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It's very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.This episode is the third and final of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. Once more, a new party of unseasoned adventurers test their wits and luck against the horrors of THE WAGONCRAWL. Listen to see how far they make it!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!Credits:HAMMERSMITH: NPCPlayers: Zack Walton as "Shahasala the Sane-ish," Brandon Pence as "Skippy von McHaggis," Alex Leach as "Professor Pixie," James Bond as "Bob the Magic Man," Dusty Eppers as "Olgar Hammerface"Group Name: The Swords of UchanDungeon: The Temple of Terrible AnnihilationTheme Song: "Chain Lightning" by GygaxAdditional Music by: ErangGame Rules: Available for free on Github!Daily Wisdom: When all else fails you, throw a severed wizard foot at the ooze to get past it.Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/4566ce96-7dfd-44cf-85b0-6239b1c65297This podcast is powered by Pinecast.