"I put spices in you!!" Anders screamed at his so-called stew. "Become food now! Be tasteful!"

FIRE: A wonderful playground! We went to a party, a pirate party, so here is a dubiously informed guide to vegan quisine.

THE CROISSANT ON THE TABLE: Hopefully you're already aquantied with our zero tolerance against one word titles, but since last time about a dozen new god damn one word titles have started, so we go through the list and pitch like crazy.

THE ALGORITHM: Fight the machine, fellow Facebookteers!