This week Kiley tells the wisest riddles in history that were created by someone who likely didn&apos;t exist, while Jonathan gives instant tattoos to some pirates with a good old fashion BIFF! BAM!! KAPOW!!! Topics: The Queen of Sheba, The Phantom! <a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/308030/support">Support the show</a>✨New: <a href='https://www.buzzsprout.com/308030/supporters/new'>Subscribe on Buzzsprout</a> to help us make the show, and future bonus content right in your RSS! ✨ <a href='https://www.buzzsprout.com/308030/supporters/new'>https://www.buzzsprout.com/308030/supporters/new </a> Music: &quot;Another Day&quot; by <a href='https://soundcloud.com/the-fisherman'>The Fisherman</a>. Cover Art by <a href='https://www.instagram.com/lezulla/'>Lezulla</a> Please Rate &amp; Review us on <a href='https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwit-history-852061'>Podchaser</a>! You can find us on <a href='https://www.facebook.com/HalfwitHistory/'>Facebook</a>, <a href='https://twitter.com/HalfwitHistory'>Twitter</a>, and visit our website at <a href='https://www.halfwitpodcasts.com/'>www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a>! Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at HalfwitPod@gmail.com, or on this <a href='https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdyxV1uhWR_SD2eg_LmUCo00ql_-yuXoE6TP2RPwZUePNx_Hg/viewform'>form</a>!

39 - Dord of the Unown

Hosts Jonathan &amp; Kiley talk about the history of the upcoming week, but a long time ago (and sometimes not so long ago). Occasionally, they even know what they are talking about! Join them in exploring topics like Space Monkeys, Teleportation, Viking Battles, Death Poems, and more! (Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)