Sameer had twins, FBI wire-tapping Muslim teenagers,&nbsp;celebrity nannies, Nancy Reagan is the throat goat, Crazy Horse&nbsp;milk-kinship, The US Navy is Pearl Harboring Oahu with jet fuel in the&nbsp;water supply,&nbsp;the dangerous history of drinking cow's milk, modern day slavery in Georgia and more!
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Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com
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MUSIC by SAREEN &nbsp;IG:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/sareenpatel/">@Sareenpatel</a> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/brownprivilege/">@brownprivilege</a>
Art by<a href="https://www.instagram.com/elizabitcrusher/"> </a><a href="https://www.instagram.com/elizabitcrusher/">@elizabitcrusher</a>

Xmas is a cursed holiday, regressing around your family, near-death experiences, sleep paralysis, The Beach, Don’t Look Up, and More!

Halal Cartels 
Pop Culture from a Post-Colonial Perspective
hosted by
Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian, critic of capitalism, life-long educator
and
Sameer Naseem, a Muslim Indian American comedian and marketing maven
Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.
And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

IG: @gabepac1
IG: @sameermon
Contact: Halalcartels@gmail.com
twitter: @halalcartels 

https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels

Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege