Today we talk about the End of California and Miami, Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, the Puerto Rico Statehood pickle, and Jamon Ibérico. Eat your landlords my friends.

Halal Cartels is hosted by

 Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

and

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we do it for the children

Gabe Pacheco IG: @gabepac1  Twitter: @gabe_pacheco

Sameer Naseem IG: @sameermon Twitter: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

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