Helen has thrown down the gauntlet (or is that the gayntlet) and challenged Doug to titillating tabloid trivia. In spite of Doug’s pathetic efforts during the Sapphic Quiz, Helen has more confidence in his ability to get down, deep down, in the gutter…press and do himself and the Grumpy Gays proud. However, one does have to ask, what is the tabloid press’ obsession with Oompa Lumpas?