The theme is oatmeal. I guess you can just think about oatmeal while you listen but ideally you would listen to the story with a cup of oatmeal. If you'd like, I can make you one. Anyway, this is the story of the dude ranch, and I also talk about jellyfish, but the theme is oatmeal. You know what I'm saying?

(Words and voices and music and some of the sounds by Timmy Vilgiate. Also a lot of stuff from freesound.org, which you should check out if you need sound effects ever for any reason)