What I hate about Florida

The best way to describe this podcast would be going to the store to buy double sided tape and upon arrival you ask an employee which aisle the double sided tape would be on. You go to said aisle and instead all you see are picture frames. You find another employee which tells you to go to another aisle. You go to said aisle and all you see are household cleaning products. You decide to take matters into your own hands and walk throughout the store. You never find double sided tape. To avoid looking stupid by leaving without buying anything, you impulsively buy a T.V.