On this episode of Gossip Boy, Noam is joined by long time win-purse owning friend Eva Nabereznyj to watch the second episode of Gossip Girl. Seeing as they are the utmost authorities on the topics, Noam and Eva rattle off their opinions on the fashion industry's fetishization of children; and more importantly, all the horrendous accessories people covered their tweenage bodies with in the mid-2000s.