to avoid spoilers,) her Mayor Pete controversy, that NYTimes article comparing Jack Dorsey to GP, our review of Goop's Knock Me Out chews, and Burger King's co-opting of self-care culture. Then we dive into this week's bleak newsletters: the rollout of the new G-Tox Malachite crystal cleansers, a new line of DoubleJ apparel, a horrible story about cancer and psychics, service worker harassment by a Goop copywriter, three generations of French beauty editors, and new skincare videos by three up and coming Goop ingenues.