We discuss a very dubious Gwyneth/Brad rumor, how Gwyneth is finally getting mistaken for her mother, and a gendered reading of the low fat/low carb debate before getting into the newsletters. This week we talk Goop finally taking the right stance on vaccines, useless sweet potato breakfast recipes, a queer feminist wealth manager, Jean's hairbrush tips, a toddler food delivery service, clean acne solutions, and a Goop sponsored Smoky Mountain vacation.