This week we recap the most mysterious wedding of our lifetimes, relive Bryan's first week of Keto, and announce our brand new Patreon page (!!!) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss fancy bodegas, fall pastels, The Dirt Cure, the deformed genitals of little Swedish boys and how to prevent them, hair masks, cotton produce bags, and basic style icons. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to get exclusive content. God bless us everyone.