Aggie and Bryan give updates on their Trader Joe's and TruNiagen experiences. Then they try to spin gold out of the crap that is the GOOP newsletter in August, touching on financial advice for wealthy children, a lady who claims to have predicted 9/11, a taco truck in the Hamptons, the sad decline of Ask Jean, grain share CSAs, Megan's collagen shakes, and a tentative pledge to try Keto this fall.