The bidet hath arrived.
 

Other discussion topics may include:
- The superiority of airplane pretzels over regular, land-bound pretzels
- Did Phil Collins write a song about a suicide pact?
- Going nuts to butts to read mediocre student essays
- Was there a better Hollywood twosome than Burt Reynolds and Cooter Snatch?
- Spring breakers vs. the Mormon Church: A battle for the ages

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Ep. 91: Two Middle-Aged Men Changing Their Clothes in a Bottle of Pickle Juice

Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.

You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.