This is the episode of vendettas. We rail against juniors (namesakes...not secondary school teens), U2 (an unsolicited favor is no favor), and lionized canons. Or canonized lions. Dead white guys and their dumb sayings basically.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A ton of celebrity birthdays! And some of them are real!

- Why Danielle Steel is a better author than Ernest Hemingway

- Self flagellation vs. Self flatulation

- Bubbles, squeaks, and other sounds from an Irish kitchen

- Is it okay to call Emily Dickinson "The Dick?" It is, right?