Is there ever a good way to break up with your hair stylist? What exactly are microblading and microthreading all about? Is it possible to "lift" someone else's fingerprints with Scotch tape and plant them at a crime scene? Leave us a voice mail if you know the answers to any of these questions.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Human life before world-changing technologies like automobiles, television, and towel tablets

- One-sixteenth of a 14-ingredient Belgian waffle recipe

- Penises, and if you should slice them

- Old people names, like "Ann Marie," "Beatrice," and "Doug"

- How your young child could be framing Vanna White for murder