Apparently, lots of internet people are up in arms about not using toilet paper anymore. Bidets are the big hygienic thing. But wouldn't that change everything about you as a human being? Are you ready to take such a step?

Other discussion topics may include:

- How far inside the hole do you clean?

- The most spot-on Ray Romano impression you will ever hear in your life

- How to tell if you're a real man. Or a serial killer.

- Shower wine and other classy, sophisticated things

- Pooping in strangers' houses