Aaarrr, ye scurvy bilge rats! Turn yar rudder to thy chosen auricular device, and harken to the dulcet tones of Rear Admiral Douglas Redbeard and Shen the Scaly Scaliwag, as they regale you with tales of wet cakes, venomous caterpillars, and male sirens of the 1990s and their acronymic legacy. 'Twill be the greatest seafarin' adventure of the Seven Realms!

Oh, it's not International Talk Like a Pirate Day anymore? Well...booty.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to manually empty out a dog

- A bunch of bands you've never heard of because they don't exist

- Brilliant pitches to Stephen King and/or Disney's Pixar

- Toilet paper based capitalism

- Alfredo and the Bathtub Toenail Adventures