The first episode of June gets a bit kinky -- what with the rotisserie chickens and feline anxiety medication and Do Not Resuscitate orders. We really do need to abide by Robert's Rules of Order if we're gonna experiment with robotic gerbils in the miniature wind-up sex dungeon on Noah's Ark. I mean, really.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to properly tick off British women

- An acknowledgement of polka instruments and racist cookware

- Hepatitis types and other liver information

- The underutilization of hunchbacked Americans in modern cinema

- Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama