In honor of both Going Terribly's 30th episode AND National Tell a Story Day, Doug shares a lovely, traumatic children's book idea about a chicken who befriends a whale that'll make you weep, and Alice wonders if Kay Fabulous would be a good name for a character in that play about pro wrestling that she's never gonna write. &nbsp;&nbsp;
 
Other discussion topics may include:
- Calling ahead to ask about restrooms, just in case your nails won't work
- Eighth grade accomplishments - Unbelievable then, unrealistic now
- An unnecessary critique of someone who ran coast to coast
- Descending walruses and undescended testicles
- Johnny Player: Man, Myth, Garage Wrestling Legend 


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Ep. 31: Two Yogurt Suppositories in a Macho Commencement Ceremony

Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.

You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.