The dastardly duo contemplate getting matching tattoos after a series of unfortunate events: Doug regrets investing in artisanal beads; Alice pines after an unattainable hurdy-gurdist in Winnipeg; they welcome Josh Weiland to the poo’dcast but somehow don’t make any 3-way jokes.

There’s also legit information about the Extra Life gaming fundraiser to benefit Riley Hospital for Children. How about a tattoo commemorating 25 hours of non-stop gaming together. They’ll definitely...not want to remember that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pumpkin Addiction: The Unspoken Pandemic

- A thorough examination of Deep V's

- Places to find beef, including perceptive listeners

- The apparently difficult art of sandwich making

- Anne and Lisa: A Tale of Two Franks