Erling Haaland kicked off life in the Premier League with a brace against West Ham on his debut. But oh come on. You already knew that, didn't you? So that's not news anymore, is it? Now here's something you probably didn't know. Haaland may be an expert at kicking balls, but that didn't stop him from getting kicked out of a club. Hehe, and no, it was not a football club.  The type of club we're talking about was in fact, a nightclub. Yep, you heard right. Haaland may look like he was made in a lab, but he wasn't. He's fully human, so he knows how to have some fun too. And yes, he was once kicked out of a nightclub.