“Rhode Island!  We have big opinions about the smallest state.  Did you know it’s not an island at all?  Yeah.  You’ve been lied to by everyone.  It’s a small state full of vampires, Sasquatch, and misunderstandings about what it means to be AN ISLAND...Ethan isn’t in this episode, which is probably fine.  I wouldn’t worry about him.  He’s not fired.  And Falcon/Rick also was absent, but you won’t even notice that.  Come listen as Victor gets his groove back and Dan steals the show.

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