Dear Diary, what the fuck is wrong with men and why are this mans nipples exposed at a Pluckers at 1pm on a Thursday. Oh and my thoughts on Halloween sluts

#GLaM Diaries Entry 3: Cuff me, baby?

*We are doing a rebrand* let’s call it...a food diary. 

I’m going back to basics but I’m still a slightly insane bitch. The girl loves to cook. So we’re gonna cook. We’re gonna #wineaboutit . We’re gonna talk about the A-1 shit you should be eating and how to make it. 
Adulting is also still hard. But at least I don’t have to worry about stupid dating anymore. 

Buckle up bitches.