This week, I geek out on the lady who is practicly perfect in every way.  No Mary, not her, I am talking about the Goddess Joan Collins!  Iconic, from her dulcit tones to the way she glistens when disposing the body of her husband on Christmas Eve.  Yes, we get a taste of Collins' 1970's horror ovre with 1972's Tales From The Crypt and the seasonal story "...All Through The House."  This in turn makes me visit the 1989 HBO version starring Mary Ellen Trainor.  What a great start to Happy Horrordays!  Killer Santa Away!