All the way from Minneapolis, the guys welcome rapper Astronautalis to Austin, Texas. Astronautalis tells Mike and Orville about his first tour of Romania and the hijinks that come along with touring in an region that American musicians rarely venture. There's corrupt police, a truck accident, a lost passport and more. It's basically National Lampoon's European Vacation. Astronautalis also tells the origin story of his "Turn left, now go fast" tattoo.