This week we discuss Wes Craven's 1977 thriller The Hills Have Eyes. Is this even a horror movie? We're not sure. This entire movie could've been avoided the family had just stayed on the main road. Nick had no issue with them going exploring, even though that got half the family killed by mutants? Cannibals? Maybe they were just people, and we were the real monsters all along... also there's a baby that gets kidnapped. Fun! 

Cover-art by Calvin Gallion III. Intro music by Nick Jones, Outro by Pat Buono. A product of UniCow Media.