The best part of opening the show with a rant about knowing important dates for sporting events is totally messing up the day of the MLB All Star Game. I make the case that men need to send "Save The Date" invitations to their significant others to prepare for proper uninterrupted viewing. I also ramble about making the most of being a backup quarterback and how you can still be a very viable second string with the right mindset. I witnessed a dog being walked/transported in a wagon and I feel that this is another example of our nation's decline. I want to recommend a few sports documentaries and offer up a new technique to combine cooking food while watching UFC. Additionally, I have strong thoughts on some female athletes recently making headlines.