Why does Hollywood keep remaking movies? The answer will utterly shock you. (No, really—it’s not what you think.) This lightning-fast episode spills the truth in under 30 seconds.

Rave reviews are pouring in from the finest small businesses:

• “An absolute must-listen!” – Gormando’s Street Tacos 🌮

• “I give this episode 15 Trapper Keepers!” – Uncle Fudge Mixers Chocolatier 🍫

• “I like… really liked it, I guess.” – Misty’s Running-The-Mill Shoe & Cake Shop 👟🍰

Take it from these highly trustworthy sources, folks. Listen now before Hollywood remakes this episode.