Slime Wars provides an absurd and satirical commentary on the history of the United States, filled with conspiracy theories and outlandish claims.

A self-proclaimed "SlimeMold™" operative, General E.J. Gold, recounts his experiences throughout history, exposing a supposed alien conspiracy that has manipulated major events, such as the JFK assassination, the rise of the Mafia, and even the invention of LSD.

The document is rife with pop-culture references, sexually suggestive humor, and a cynical outlook on humanity, ultimately presenting a satirical and darkly comedic view of history and society.