Garth is toured through the confusing homepage of a real chicken-blood drinking vampire. No posers allowed. Cut to 

#7 I am Cheetah Garth

Join Garth as his two friends Dustin and Scruff take him on a guided tour of the internet’s murkiest depths. Laugh and cringe along as he reluctantly journeys to the farthest reaches of the internet’s most ridiculous realms. Come along if you dare, and follow Garth down the rabbit hole… @GarthRabbitHole. #GarthHole.