Happy Halloween! Michelle is joined by Dan Acton, fresh off of rigging his house with pinhole cams to record the action (joke), to discover what is by far the most disturbing Halloween costume available on Amazon as we speak. (click at your own risk.) We get a recap of Dan's party last week, followed by an extended tale (shock) of Michelle's foray into one of New Jersey's least talked about towns, bonding with airport workers but shunning the advances of the Garden State's gassiest cabbie. And while the tree frogs chirp away, we take a closer look into Love Is Blind's Rob aka Darvo Conger and Michaella, in some of the most riveting/morally reprehensible TV we've seen all year. Plus: An Andy Cohen sighting in the wild, Tailor Swift? More like Tailor Slow!, and has Foghorn Leghorn gotten work done?For even more Michelle Collins, and really, why stop now? Join her Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/michcollSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.