<p>Mitchell and Cole take on tough topics like movie sequels that don't exist, nicknames in Spanish class, and reading the news I guess? If you don't like it, you'll have different hosts next week, so hope you can wait for the good stuff.</p>

<p>Music intro is Ada Jones and Billy Watkins' By the Beautiful Sea</p>

On a bright summer day in the year of our lord 2k19, the four locos sprouted from the ground fully formed, and full of audio content. 

Every week two of the four locos meet in an undisclosed location, to meld minds and take names, spinning their magic content wheel to decide what they're gonna talk about. Sometimes it's very not good. Sometimes it's only a little not good. But every week, it sure is approximately 15 minutes of your life gone.