In the tradition of Russian Terminator, Mutant Hunt, and Exterminators of the Year 3000 – films with no terminators, mutants, or exterminators – comes Laser Mission. Guess how many lasers it has! Brandon Lee is Jimmy Bond, Debi Monahan is a high-pitched woman, and Ernest “BASEketball” Borgnine is a simple-minded laser genius in this tale of Angolan/Soviet/Nazi/Cuban/Mexican intrigue.

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