Hello Fools and welcome back for another meeting of the Fools Club! This week we're segwaying our way through the action-packed heist adventure, Paul Blart Mall Cop!

Spoilers for Paul Blart Mall Cop, High School Musical Two, some old action movies, and potentially a few other things, who can remember!

Warnings for swearing, discussions of Paul Blart's sex life, a reference to The Big Bang Theory, and other general nonsense