Hello Fools, and welcome to the first ever episode of the Fools Club! This week we're showing up several years late to talk about the hit book Fifty Shades of Grey. How steamy! 

Spoilers ahead for Fifty Shades of Grey, the Twilight saga, Season Four Episode Twelve of Friends, Marriage Story, and the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games.

Warnings for so-so audio quality due to recording in an unfinished basement, swearing, discussions of BDSM by uninformed fools, discussions of unhealthy relationships, discussions of the Olympics, mentions of Adam Driver, and the objectification of animated characters.