The weather hasn’t been great here in the Sunshine state, but it sure beats the weather in Minnesota.

Jacksonville man claims KFC worker hit him in the face with box of chicken
https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-man-claims-kfc-worker-hit-him-in-the-face-with-box-of-chicken/904946879

Danger Index Florida woman attacked by ‘aggressive’ otter says ‘severe bites’ left her temporarily unable to walk
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-attacked-by-aggressive-otter-is-temporarily-unable-to-walk-she-says

Florida man charged after eating patrol car’s seat
http://www.fox5atlanta.com/facebook-instant/florida-man-charged-after-eating-patrol-car-s-seat

Florida man, woman run over by patrol car while lying in road to watch eclipsehttp://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/21/florida-man-woman-run-over-by-patrol-car-while-lying-road-watch-eclipse/
Man finds ‘authentic WWII hand grenade’ while magnet fishing in Florida: policehttps://fxn.ws/2FN5T0M
Florida man thought he stole opioids, took laxatives insteadhttps://kutv.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-thought-he-stole-opioids-took-laxatives-instead?fbclid=IwAR2HZN41HPHju3VLEM3_rH2ixNnMBEhDoeLIeyeNBcBZNIq6SSvEvSL0mCU