<img width="300" height="184" src="http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.001-300x184.png" class="webfeedsFeaturedVisual wp-post-image" alt="" loading="lazy" style="float: left; margin-right: 5px;" link_thumbnail="" srcset="http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.001-300x184.png 300w, http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.001-768x472.png 768w, http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.001.png 855w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /><a href="http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.002.png"><img loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-535" src="http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.002.png" alt="" width="546" height="262" srcset="http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.002.png 546w, http://www.floridaissinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/033.002-300x144.png 300w" sizes="(max-width: 546px) 100vw, 546px" /></a>First new show of the new year. KJ the Intern stopped by the sinkhole to talk about our New Year&#8217;s Resolutions for the show and of course, weird Florida news.
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<li>Pitbull&#8217;s Visit Florida contract</li>
<li>Ohio police officer helps lost old lady get back to Florida</li>
<li>Florida man attempts to rob a spy shop, gets caught on several surveillance camera</li>
<li>Man burns underwear in Florida Starbucks</li>
<li>Old man goes on five iron frenzy after winning gift card</li>
<li>Florida woman bites and beats new fiancé over engagement ring</li>
<li>Woman dresses her pigs like Alabama fans</li>
<li>Mary Thorn gets to keep Rambo</li>
<li>Man robs gas station with drawn-on beard</li>
<li>Pizza bandit caught!</li>
<li>Florida man baptizing himself in canal&#8230; allegedly</li>
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