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**WARNING: chaos, pontification, and dick jokes inside**

Here are this week’s topics:

1. AARP sponsors Tyson-Jones fight, Nate Robinson enjoys eternal rest.

2. Joe broke his toe!

3. War criminals set to receive vaccination on live television.

4. COVID may lead to erectile dysfunction, but studies show that many simps have been fighting ED for years with minimal side effects.

5. Japan to host 2020(1) Olympics at their new Mario Kart theme park.

That’s all folks. Tune in next week for more truth and tomfoolery.

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