Welcome to episode 2, thats right - we havnt been cancelled yet!  I honestly dont know what I expected out of this movie after watching the trailer.  Nicholas Cage stuck overnight in a Chuck E Cheese looking place where the characters come to life...but they dont want to sing and dance and eat pizza with you.  They want to kill you!  Enter Nicholas Cage, cut to Nicholas Cage playing pinball and drinking soda, cut to Nicholas Cage killing a mechanical  ostrich a boom handle!  What the fuck is going on!  Strap in and lets find out!