You heard about phones? And e-mails and shit? Fucked up. This week, Brooks and Eddy of Funpoint, 5 Grams of Iron, Yare Yare Boys, and other podcasting enterprises are here to take a few swings at the digital hellscape that is The Internet as we watch and talk about two very different versions of Chain Letter. We also pour up a gloop - that's a gloop and a splurgy. RECOMMENDATIONS: One bad gloop and she do what I yoinky Jujutsu Kaisen Behind the Bastards Hell Like Heaven Intro and outro music by Satah, and more music of theirs can be found under people you meet outside of bars! Head to gaygothvibes.online to hear it!!! Episode edited by Sara, who needs a nap.
1 hr 31 min
And lo, as the sun sets across the horizon, a chill shivers down your spine - you know, undoubtedly, that Schlocktober has descended upon you yet again, and there is nothing you can do to impede its ceaseless march. For you're fully aware that any attempt to do so would be an extreme breach of the terms of service. Y'know, like an app? Like in the movie Countdown, where there's an app that kills you? We had the Noisespace king Matt (@mattgcn) and queen Stephanie (@ageofoddish) on to talk about the movie whose elevator pitch was certainly nothing more than someone walking into a production meeting and saying the words "killer app." SCHLOCKTOBER RIDES AGAIN! Recommendations: Muesli Machine of Death Taking a nice walk Pokemon Masters Intro and outro music by Satah, and more music of theirs can be found under people you meet outside of bars! Head to gaygothvibes.online to hear it!!! Episode edited by Blair, who is too tired to be summoned into your pentagram right now.
1 hr 23 min
Whoof!! Time to strap in, folks, because this week Sara is joined by Blair (@blairkitsch) once again, in prep for Schlocktober, to dive headlong into a film that has more difficult needles to thread than a seventh grade Home Ec class. So, pull on your surgical gloves and consider the implication of a horror movie tackling young adult psychosexual fantasies as we discuss Excision! Topics include: r/childfree, Protestantism, a discussion about surgery with a real human nurse, and really more intellectual work than you should sincerely expect from your hosts, so, c'mon, be grateful. RECOMMENDATIONS Hades The Venture Bros. Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find... on this freakin' episode, my man!!!!!!
Welcome, welcome, to the 1804 edition of Fearbaiting! It's pretty similar to current podcast, but we recorded this into a gramohpone instead of computers, because it's 1804! Luca (@minervasden) comes back to complete the Ginger Snaps trilogy with Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning, as we also spend a frankly unforgiveable amount of time talking about Final Fantasy XIV because this movie didn't really give us a lot! Oops!!!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Blowback Final Fantasy XIV Episode edited by Satah, who also provided the intro and outro music! They make music as people you meet outside of bars, and you can check out more of their stuff by going to gaygothvibes.online! REFERENCED MEDIA: how they use shotguns in movies
Time to brush up on your public domain cosmic horrors with troublingly racist origins, folks, because we're diving into the world of Lovecraft this week as returning guest Gage (@Sane_Intolerant) joins us again to talk about Color Out of Space! Topics include: Nic Cage's Pyramid Tomb, Mountain Dew Game Fuel (Mango Heat), Cartoons That Are Good, Unpacking the Moral Consequences of Adapting the World of Weirdo Dead Racists, and MORE! Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find [REDACTED] on his [REDACTED] with [REDACTED].
1 hr 27 min
The piper has come again, and it's time to pay up! By which I mean, it's time for our quarterly segment on Twilight, and you're just gonna have to sit through Sara and guest Ferris talking about the baseball scene! We also talk about other vampire properties, don't worry. Also, we talk about Beyond the Black Rainbow! RECOMMENDATIONS: Dorohedoro Universal Harvester Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!
Hey, you remember Death Note, right? Sure you do! As did the writers of 2017's film adaptation. They definitely remembered the story, and didn't just pull the back half of it out of their asses to get this movie across the finish line. Our friend Aidan (@NotchTheB) also remembers Death Note and has joined us to remind us all about the true meaning behind Light Yagami - I mean, Turner - and his wacky adventures! RECOMMENDATIONS: Beastars Dark Souls III BigTop Burger Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online! Edited by Sara!
Everyone's favorite Cuncle (cat uncle) Blair (@blairkitsch) is back in business, for 2017's hottest...sequel? Remake? We're not really sure what Rings is, aside from extremely bad! We also talk shower coffee, the Big Bang Theory man's acting chops, and how tough it would be to fight a duck-sized Sadako. RECOMMENDATIONS: Welcome to Night Vale Super Mario Sunshine Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online! Edited by Sara!
1 hr 15 min
Aliens are scary, right? Especially when they look like all those galaxy brain feels guy memes? Well, Mars Attacks! scared our guest Kay as a kid, so it passes the bar! We talk a little bit about Austin Powers, lament the animals that perish at the hands of these nasty guys from space, and talk about their terrible attempt at making a furry. Listen to Kay's podcast, A Song of Babys and Puppys, here! RECOMMENDATIONS: Adopting an anime boy and making him your new son Pretzel Logic Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online! Edited by Sara, whose birthday is today!
1 hr 22 min
Get ready to descend into the depths of Hell with us this week!!!!!! ... Eventually, whenever this week's movie decides to bring us there. Well, in the meantime, why don't you pull up a chair and listen to Sara and guest Scout (@cybernetiques) talk about this week's film, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday? Scout, a long time Jason stan, will help lead us through the weirdness of the franchise as well as the weirdness of this movie in general, from euphemistic llamas to towel logistics to, of course, horny moralism. RECOMMENDATIONS: Fire Emblem: Three Houses Bloodborne Deca-Dence Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who is slowly, slowly, slowly melting.
1 hr 8 min