<p>It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win.</p><p>Follow <a href="https://letterboxd.com/prmallon/" target="_blank">Patrick</a> and <a href="https://letterboxd.com/caseyleeobrien/" target="_blank">Casey</a> on Letterboxd</p>

The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes

Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.